Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I Just Want to Hear Him Deny It

There is a story in politics, commonly attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson, about how LBJ wanted to circulate a rumor attacking his opponent in a Texas election. Johnson, it's said, wanted to spread the story that his opponent liked to have sex with barnyard animals. One of LBJ's aides said, "We can't prove he's a pig f----r."
"I know that," replied Johnson. "I just want to hear him deny it."
Rush Limbaugh was detained for several hours at the Palm Beach airport yesterday for having non-prescription Viagra (and maybe some other stuff as well, it's not clear). He was returning from the Dominican Republic, a popular "sex tourism" destination where rich white men can have sex with underaged, desperate, sex-slave Dominican girls. Putting two and two together, I wonder: is that why Pigboy was down there, committing legal rape with the help of his non-scrip ED medicine?
I can't prove it. I just want to hear him deny it.

3 comments:

Taylor said...

Clever. Nice post.

Joseph said...

Thanks!

Edward Kosky said...

You people are truly 'Weinered" in the head. CAIN/PALIN; PALIN/CAIN; PERRY/PALIN; PERRY/CAIN YADA, YADA in 2012 will bring us Teabaggers great joy as we watch the collective rage and continued mental decline of DEMS/LIBS/PROGRESSIVES. Oh,and I almost forgot...dropping bombs on North Vietnam for a living was REAL fun; I can only tie 1/3 of my brain behind my back to make it fair....and JESUS SAVES!

ELK (USNA '68)