Hi everybody! I'm back! Let's end my hiatus with this enlightening story about Tony Rudy, former top aide to Top REPUBLICAN House Criminal Tommy Boy DeLay, hypocrite bastard from Texas. Seems Rudy faces up to five years in prison for playing footsie with recently convicted REPUBLICAN criminal Jack Abramoff. Let's hope he helps tighten the case against his former boss, whom I think would look damn good in an orange jump suit, don't you?