HAW! HAW! Willard Screws the Pooch in Iowa

In the Iowa caucuses, Willard Mitt Romney--and Willard is his actual name, despite his pathetic lie that his first name is Mitt--is essentially tied with Rick Santorum. (Make sure you click the link.) Little Ricky is a batshit crazy ultra-right wing nut-job who thinks that contraception should be illegal, gays should be in prison, and that the government has the right to regulate everyone's sex lives, heterosexuals included. And Willard couldn't even put him away. In fact, Old Mittens got FEWER votes in 2012's caucuses than he got in 2008. Think about it--he's been campaigning for president for about six years, and he's gotten NOWHERE. That's just AWESOME! Maybe it has something to do with him being a weasel-like whore who will literally say anything to win. Mike Huckabee, in 2008, said that all of the other Republican candidates came to despise Romney for his dishonesty and utter lack of scruples. I believe it. It seems like the more people see of Mittens, the less they like him.  He represents everything that is wrong with our politics--unlimited corporate money buying elections, pandering to right-wing fools and fanatics by reinforcing their hatreds and bigotry, and above all, uttering a continuous river of damned stinking lies, smears, and slanders. Romney lies so brazenly, so insistently, so repeatedly, and so incessantly that it almost beggars the imagination. (See here and here.) I want this son-of-a-bitch to go DOWN, and if we all get together, we can mop the floor with him if he becomes the lone survivor of the Clown Car that is the GOP presidential field this year.


Oh, and one last thing:


Romney outspent Santorum by about EIGHT TO ONE.


And the Republican turn-out in Iowa was lousy, even with all the Paulbots. 


Is that GREAT?